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aseaofquotes:

William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure

aseaofquotes:

William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure

Until I mysteriously run out of inventory space, and then I start chugging.

Until I mysteriously run out of inventory space, and then I start chugging.

gotta-fit-a-label:

Black on black Jace forearm tat. Fuck yeah. Might turn that into a sleeve one day.

Holy shit that’s brilliant.

foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.

foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

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beerinabox:

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

you must have rolled a 1

asks:
Why is Sultai so nerfed right now? It has so much potential to be Golgari 2.0. Look at Dredge and Scavenge. Those benefited from cards entering the graveyard. What does in KoT? Nothing. Nothing self-mills and gives you a good effect. Delve is too expensive to use often. Sidisi is 4CMC for 3/3 and only makes 1 token if you mill out 3 creatures. There's not as many huge, game-changing cards as other clans. So why? Why does Sultai have to be so bad? I liked it, but I don't want to use it much now.

markrosewater:

Let’s wait for the whole set to be released and played before we proclaim the power level of a clan.

One of the typical attitudes that hurts the Magic community.